Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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