ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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