but the lizard people decide everything anyway
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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