Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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