Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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