are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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