Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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