What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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