We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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