My hair reeks of homosexuality.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Randomize
