whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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