you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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