I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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