How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
