O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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