all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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