my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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