Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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