She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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