Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
This house was built for laser tag.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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