..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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