So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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