Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
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