super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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