I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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