i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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