Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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