Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
the day after is always just damage control
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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