She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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