We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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