I like to think it a success when the cops are called
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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