You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
So vagazzling was a success
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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