Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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