I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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