real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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