I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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