apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
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