I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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