yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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