One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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