i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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