it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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