I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Randomize
