using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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