You just made me feel so damn special
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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