We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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