The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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