I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Quick, to the slutcave!
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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