But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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