Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I pour the whiskey from now on
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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