I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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