So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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