Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
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