so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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